Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: A- | 768 USERS: B-
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Win A Car While MamaKent Dies

Chloe inside the ridiculously unlocked warehouse. She finds a hangar and skulks around, investigating.

Lois is showing the guard the cup holder and stereo. He cranks the latter up. Lois tries to think of other cool things about the car, but really the buttons, stereo, and cup holder are pretty much it. The guard, bored, says he should get back to work. You know, guarding shit! Lois tells the guy that she loves a man in uniform. Even a rent-a-cop uniform?

Chloe is still sneaking around inside. She finds an opening in a giant exhaust fan and peeks through, seeing the tip of the spaceship and a pool of black oil under it. She watches as the oil moves and piles up to form Professor SoFine. He's so slick! A guard finds Chloe. He calls for backup. Chloe looks back to the hangar, but SoFine is gone.

Outside, the guard is getting the backup call. Lois says, "Hey!" and smacks him. Hey! She shakes her hand in pain. She hops into her car and drives past the gate, breaking it. Chloe struggles with the other guard, but she manages to kick him and free herself. She runs to the car, hops in, and says, "Thank you, Miss Andretti!" Lois drives off. No other car makes a clean getaway like the 2006 Ford Fusion. Remember that, young would-be criminals.

Commercials. There's an ad for a Kia Amati. Hey, fuck you, Kia Amati! You're no 2006 Ford Fusion! You're built for, like, the road way behind us! Do not think that you can buy our loyalty with ads during Smallville! Unless you can be integrated as a vital part of the plot of the show, you're unwelcome here, Kia Amati. And with that, I bid you good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

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