Meet the Fockers on DVD. I'm in the middle of watching it right now. It's not as bad as I expected, but then I was expecting cold poop in a hot plate. It's slightly warmer poop than anticipated.
High school at night. Chloe and Lana are at The Torch. Chloe lets Lana know that the dude she just fried in the locker room is expected to make a full recovery. As Reddy Kilowatt. Great, maybe he can come back to the show as a whole other character. Lana asks Chloe what else she might have done when she blacked out. She asks why she'd ever hurt that guy. "You wouldn't. But Dawn Stiles would," Chloe tells her. Oh, Chloe. Always ten steps ahead of everybody else. Chloe tells Lana that she and MamaKent were both acting very "Dawnish" that day. Chloe has already figured out that Lana and MamaKent came in contact with each other and that MamaKent drove past the scene where PMP's body was found in a gorge that's known for its meteor rocks. Chloe says that PMP is in the emergency room in a deep coma. Are there really any light comas? Lana asks if Chloe really believes this girl can jump bodies like that. Chloe says that it's Smallville, after all: "What would senior prom be without a body-snatching Prom Queen?" Good point. Long looks are exchanged. Time is wasted.
Smallville Medical Center. Where they'll eventually bury me. Chloe, Lana, and Clark stand in the waiting area. Clark asks how she's doing. She feels horrible; I wonder if the electrocuted boys' parents want a word with her. "Well, you didn't do anything; you were inhabited by Dawn Stiles," Clark says, as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Chloe breaks their little pity party to ask where the new Dawn (cuts grease out of your way) might be. Clark uses his "Oh, shit," expression. Just then, Harmony arrives, purse in tow. She asks how "she" is doing, without mentioning a name. Clark, who has the inside line, tells her that PMP is barely hanging on with massive head injuries, and that she's severely disfigured. "Disfigured?" Harmony asks, with distaste. She walks off and does an aside to the audience: "What do you, the viewers at home, think?" She actually says, "No...it couldn't be. That face was so perfect!" Well...not to quibble, but...perfect? You think so? Really, PMP? Harmony walks away. Chloe gives us the "Something's up" stare.
Harmony is in the exam room. PMP-within-Harmony spies herself in bed. "Ew...gross." The girl has a tube in her mouth and she's scratched up pretty bad, but she's far from "severely disfigured." Clark's just a bitch that way. A nurse walks in just to tell Harmony, "Uh, you're not allowed in here." Harmony turns and smiles slyly: "Oh, really?" The nurse's eye twitches. "Yeah. Really. For reals. Yes. Get the fuck out of here." This scene really should have been cut shorter.