Stately Luthor Manor, daytime. Lex is in the bedroom. Lana walks in. He tells her she should be off her feet. He's going to get her something to drink. Lana says that she's pregnant, not an invalid. He says that he wants to make things perfect for her. Because she's perfect! Lana apologizes for keeping her secret. She says that she wanted to tell Lex, but wasn't sure. "Of how I'd react?" he asks. He says that it's the best news he's ever heard. "Really?" asks Lana. She smiles, big-time. He says that the woman he loves is carrying their child: "What more could a man want?" A different baby mama? Lex and Lana kiss. Then she asks about 33.1. Lex says that it never existed. "But if it did," Lana says, "I'd understand why." She says that people infected by the meteors are dangerous: "They've hurt me and they've hurt people that I care about." They're bad seeds, the worst seeds, see? She says that the more we learn about them, the better we can protect ourselves. She has so many warring personalities, it's impossible to keep up with them. Lex does the greatest change of subject ever. He says that there's something else she needs to know.

Lex opens the door to his office. Lana walks in. It's not the shrine to Clark? No, it's dozens of lit candles and flowers. Will he be wrapped around her finger? Lana walks slowly. There's a small table in the middle of the room. Lex goes to it. He opens a small jewelry box. Pulls out a silver bell. Takes Lana's hand. "Lana Lang. I want to spend the rest of my life with you." He opens the box. There's a huge diamond on a ring inside of it. "Will you marry me?" he asks. Boom. Blackout. Guys, I warn you: only change the subject in this way if it's an absolute emergency involving a secret lab you don't want your girlfriend to know about.

No Gayest Look of the Episode this week, folks. I think this episode was decidedly hetero. Next week: I'm eatin' turkey! See you in December.