Lair of Lex, nighttime. Lana walks into the room. She says she knows Lex is there. She says she hopes he can hear her, because there's something she wants to confess. She never learned how to read lines! Nooo! Lana starts to cry. She says that she's been so focused on their problems that she lost sight of how much Lex means to her. Roughly $10 billion. She says that she's been reluctant to trust him, but that he's been more honest with her than anyone's been. And that's not very much. "I miss you. I miss you so much," she says. Lana sticks out her neck and grimaces a lot as she sputters, walking and talking. It's just a tiny bit trainwrecky. "I don't know what I'd do without you," she says as she walks right past Static Lex. Lex watches her. She says she loves him. "I love you too, Lana," Static Lex tells her. Lana begs him not to leave "us" here: "I don't want to have this baby without you." Whoa! Pardon me!? Lex is stunned. Lana says she knows she should have told Lex. A hand on her shoulder. It's D-Fens! He grabs her roughly. All the TVs in the room turn on and go to static. Lana can't see Lex, but she can see all the pyrotechnics. She says, "Lex, you are here!" She laughs and cries at the same time. This is totally her Emmy reel. D-Fens apologizes for having to put Lana through this. He pulls a knife and holds it to her neck, telling Lex, "Either you tell me where you moved 33.1...or you can say goodbye to Lana Lang." Dammit. Now I can't wish for Lana's death since she's got an unborn kid inside her. Cunning TV writers!
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Back where we left off: Lana is at knife-point. She hurriedly says that whatever Lex may have done in the past, she'll make him stop. (Whip crack!) D-Fens tells Lex that even the love of his life wants him to come clean and tell the world what he's done. "Let her go," says Lex half-heartedly. Lana asks if D-Fens can see Lex. "Where is 33.1?!" D-Fens yells. Lex yells back that he doesn't know. The TV and laptop monitor burst with static. Lights flash. Lex tells D-Fens to let go of Lana. D-Fens says that they should get started. He starts to move the knife, but something clocks him on the back of the head. It's Jimmy. He hit the guy on the head with a heavy piece of equipment. The knife goes flying. Chloe, right behind Jimmy, says that she didn't know he had it in him. That seems like more of a Clark thing, to have something in him. Jimmy says, "Why do you think they call me Jimmy the Infuriator?" Not because you kick ass, that's for sure. D-Fens says that Lex is a dead man. Lana tells Jimmy not to let him get away. Jimmy says that he's not going anywhere. "Where is Lex?" Jimmy demands. "What's the frequency?" Oh, groan. Kenneth and Dan Rather are both crying somewhere. With Michael Stipe. D-Fens goes to static. Lana rushes to him and grabs him by the shoulder. She's turned to static as well. Take on me! They both disappear. Jimmy says that can't be good. Chloe says that they need the frequency jammer. She's carted in a bunch of old equipment, and she and Jimmy get to work on it. They be jammin'.