Lex opens the door to his office. Lana walks in. It's not the shrine to Clark? No, it's dozens of lit candles and flowers. Will he be wrapped around her finger? Lana walks slowly. There's a small table in the middle of the room. Lex goes to it. He opens a small jewelry box. Pulls out a silver bell. Takes Lana's hand. "Lana Lang. I want to spend the rest of my life with you." He opens the box. There's a huge diamond on a ring inside of it. "Will you marry me?" he asks. Boom. Blackout. Guys, I warn you: only change the subject in this way if it's an absolute emergency involving a secret lab you don't want your girlfriend to know about.
No Gayest Look of the Episode this week, folks. I think this episode was decidedly hetero. Next week: I'm eatin' turkey! See you in December.