Smallville
Smallville

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Talon. Chloe and Jimmy are doing the dishes while Javier paces nervously. "C.K. missed a mean stuffed crust," Jimmy tells Chloe. The sad thing is that, back in the day, a stuffed crust is what Clark would have been getting at Lex's place. Whoa! Nice shirt, Chloe! The Chloevage has returned to take its rightful co-starring role. That shirt is tiiiiight! Jimmy asks where Clark ran off to. Chloe clears her throat and starts to make an excuse. Jimmy says that Chloe doesn't have to cover for him, since he knows why Clark left: "He doesn't like me." He says that he gets it: Clark is madly in love with Chloe, and she's Jimmy's girl. Chloe grins at that, saying that she and Clark are just friends: "That ship is firmly anchored at bay." Does that make her a barge? She says that, with regard to Clark's not liking Jimmy, that's impossible. He is a young gay farmboy drawn to men who know their way around Metropolis. What's not to like? Chloe says that Jimmy makes her happy. Jimmy grins, leaning in for a kiss. Chloe stops Jimmy by reminding him about their company. Put away the whipped cream, dude. Chloe turns. Javier is gone. The window is open, the obligatory sheer curtain blowing. They didn't notice the kid open a window and jump through it?

The back alley. Chloe and Jimmy call after Javier. The kid is chasing a truck, and hops on the back as Chloe yells, "Javier!" Oops! We go to commercials.

The star of Eragon calls the movie "Air-gone" and talks about his dragon in all seriousness. Awesome.

Back to the Talon -- or, "the place where Chloe screwed up just like Lois did last season by losing a kid." Hey, I just noticed that cool wallpaper! Chloe is talking to Clark on the phone, telling him he needs to get there as soon as possible. Before she can finish the words, Clark has whooshed over and is opening the front door. "Where's Javier?" Clark asks, before realizing that rhymes. Awesome! Chloe says that she's soooo sorry, but that he disappeared. Like, "ran off" disappeared, or "spooky powers" disappeared? Chloe says that Jimmy is off looking for him. Clark, annoyed, says, "All I did was ask you to watch him." Chloe, not so smartly, says that she pleads guilty to child negligence in every degree. The child negligence flip remark, Chloe? Not so cute. Chloe says that the kid jumped onto a truck and disappeared. That seems to go against saying you turned around in your living room and he was gone. Clark looks toward the window, and then seems to make an important decision. He'll take action! Good decision, Clark.

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