Lair of Lex. On his laptop, Lex is watching the willow-tree massacre site excavation. This is a classy dig: it's even letterboxed. A man enters the room. Lex looks at him over his laptop, not seeming too happy about anything, and lays into him immediately. He says that when he told the guy to keep track of Farmer Moleman, he expected to hear about trifling details like mass murder. I am starting to think that Lex is being sarcastic. So evil! "Sir, I had no idea that he was killing his workers," says the employee. God, this sounds like an average day at the office for me. Lex advises the guy (who is a doctor) to get a stronger prescription for his glasses. Aw, Lex. You hurt the guy's feelings. He doesn't make fun of your bald head, does he? "They found corpses on that farm!" Lex hollers. The guy removes his glasses (again, not so cute in an episode featuring a mass immigrant grave) and says that all he knew was that the meteors gave Farmer Moleman the ability to displace minerals and burrow through earth. Like a man of moleness! Lex says that he didn't spend millions in research to have the test subject end up in jail. Jeez, how many projects does Lex have going at the same time? That seems like a huge waste of money unless Lex plans never to buy a shovel again. Lex tells his doctor to find Moleman before the authorities do. The doctor says that the man could be anywhere. "Then I suggest you start digging!" Lex commands. Sadly, the doctor also has shovel-shaped feet, so he's feeling awful low right now with all the insults. Lex is a terrible boss.
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