Cut to: Bo getting pretty drunk. He downs a beer in this horror-movie-looking bar. A flashing neon sign says, "Cold Beer." This is one of those times I actually wish there were product placement. Like, "Schlitz: The Beer of Champions (and cow lovers)." Bo puts down his beer glass and tells Mike the Bartender to get him a double shot of "that tequila." Go Bo! We see two more beer signs that are generic and just say "Beer." Bo does a double shot and puts the shot glass in the beer glass.
Cut back to Clark. He says his dad said he only had one beer. Bo said he had half a beer, Clark. You just made things twice as bad for his case. Ethan says he administered the blood-alcohol test himself. Bo was at "2.0." Ooh, I'm liking this new Bo Duke, Version 2.0: With expanded drunkard capabilities and prison soap-dropping action hands. Ethan says that's quite a bit more than one beer. Hell, that's death! Ethan says it sounds like Bo was "spoiling for a fight."
Cut to Bo at the bar, saying that Papa Luthor is nothing but a miserable, lying, son of a bitch. Version 2.0 is working out just fine, thanks. I think we're going to have to purchase the full enterprise solution. If Lana 2.0 is out there, I'd definitely order in the upgrade. The bartender can't argue with the whole "son of a bitch" statement. Bo takes another tequila shot. Muy macho! And another! Que caliente! Bo is shitty about the face. He asks for more. The bartender tries to cut him off. Bo asks him to sell the whole bottle. Bo pulls out a $20. He's probably paying, like, $5 a shot. Considering that there are about twenty shots in a bottle, that's not exactly a good deal for the bartender, now, is it? Bo shoves the $20 in Mike's front pocket. He takes the nozzle off the tequila bottle. He takes the bottle and says they've been friends a long time (which is why this is the first we've heard of him and his bar); Bo says nobody's gonna know. Except everyone else in the bar overhearing this. Bo puts the bottle under his coat (no cap on it, though), and exits.