Cut to Jeremiah, doing Tai Chi on the set of Survivor Smallville. He's standing on a rock platform, with a bunch of torches lit around him. And he's still holding the knife, of course. Clark and Willowbrook arrive. Willowbrook calls out to Jeremiah, who says that Jeremiah doesn't exist anymore, and that the power of the knife has made things very clear. Willowbrook says that Jeremiah is just supposed to hold the knife for Naman, and Clark is Naman. Jeremiah protests that Clark isn't even Kiwatche, and Clark says that the knife's powers are dangerous. Jeremiah says that he's really strong, and that he can shoot fire from his eyes, so he must be Naman! Willowbrook warns that Jeremiah is misinterpreting the prophecy. Did you ever think that sometimes prophets are like hack fortunetellers, who just make really general statements and then hope that, someday, it applies to something? I'm a prophet! I foresee that at some point in the future, there will be a great man who will capture the world's attention! Am I talking about a political leader or the guy who will win the luge competition at the next Winter Olympics? Who knows? Anyway, Jeremiah thinks Willowbrook is just jealous. Clark urges Jeremiah to put down the blade. Jeremiah says he plans to bring Ziget to the Slumbering Place and kill him. Clark says that they don't even know who Ziget is, so he might kill an innocent person. Jeremiah says that Ziget is far from innocent, and turns his back, raising the knife up in the air. Clark has an eyegasm and heats up the knife's blade. Jeremiah turns, smirking, and grabs the heated blade with his hand, but suffers no ill effects. He warns Clark to stay out of his way, and then blows up Willowbrook's SUV with his own eyegasm. Boy, he really loves the environment to go to such great lengths to rid the world of gas-guzzlers.
Back at the Kent farm (how did Clark and Willowbrook get home without a vehicle?), Clark tells his parents that he thinks Jeremiah is going after Papa Luther, because he thinks Papa Luther is Ziget. Ma Kent remembers that Kyla said that Ziget was supposed to start out as a good guy. Clark says that the prophecy isn't written down, so it's open to a million different interpretations. Pa Kent has so much mousse in his hair, it's ridiculous. Clark says that Willowbrook thinks he's Naman, and that Jor-El wants him to be a "Kryptonian warrior," but that he just wants to be Clark Kent. Pa Kent says that Clark is the only one who can stop Jeremiah, and also suggests that they shouldn't warn Papa Luthor about his impending demise, because then he might get his grubby mitts on the knife before Clark does. Clark doesn't know how to stop Jeremiah. Pa Kent responds, "Well, if he does have all your abilities, there's a good chance that he has your weakness too." Lex? Oh, I guess he meant green Kryptonite.













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