The Fortress. Nighttime. Chloe and Kara are there. Lana has been ditched somewhere, which is probably for the best. Kara asks where they are because, damn, it's freezing up in here. Brrrr, muthafucka, brrrr! Chloe says it's Clark's Fortress and that they're way up in the North Pole. We're here to take out Santa Claus. If you see him, shiv him with an icicle. Kara asks how they got here. Portal, right? Chloe advises Kara that if there's a sudden shift in weather to just get out as fast as she can. "Hello?" Chloe calls out. She asks for Jarnelle. "Yes? Can I help you? Uh huh... how interesting. Could you repeat that? Ah. I see. Well, ha ha, I fooled you because I'm not home right now, but if you'll leave a message for the Els after the beep..." Chloe doesn't wait for an answer. She says that she knows his brother started all this, but that in order to help Clark, they need to restore Kara's memory and her powers. No answer. Kara says that whatever Jarnelle is, he's clearly not here right now. Did I mention, "Brrrr?" Chloe gets mad. She yells that of all the planets across the universe, he decided to send Clark to this one. "You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me! I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!" Nice! We'll put that on the Emmy reel. Again. We hear ice suddenly shift. The lights go dim. Something orange glows near Kara. "What's happening?" she yells. Chloe smiles. Shafts of light appear below Kara, lifting her up. She arches her back and raises her arms. Eyes closed, she rises up. Then she's suddenly surrounded by light on the floor and getting up. It's a speedy oil change here at the Jiffy-Fort. Kara stands. Residual lightning flashes. "Why are we in the Fortress?" she asks Chloe. Chloe tells her they have to save Clark. All right. Cool. I'll put on a silly outfit. Kara looks confused and the camera stays on her for a few seconds too long.

Commercials. Old Navy wants you to know it makes clothes for impossibly young, pretty people. I no longer shop there.

House of the Krypto-Cage. Clark is still hugging the floor. Papa Luthor is watching him grimly from the upstairs control console. Patricia Swann is led in to meet him.