Clark is lying in a high-tech cage, which has a brightly lit floor. He wakes up and looks around. There's a grid on the floor and all around is glass and steel. The whole room lights up. It's one of those super-secret labs the Luthors are always building. After the fifth one, the builder gives you a sixth Evil Lair Holding Cage complimentary. It's just good business. Clark tries to touch one of the bars. They all suddenly light up bright green, making him cringe. "Stay in the center of your cell!" a menacing voice says over a loudspeaker. "Where am I?" Clark asks. Clark is still bloodied in the face. He sees orb-looking video cameras mounted on the corners of the cage. We cut to Evil Patton Oswalt, who is grimacing as he watches Clark. Stupid pretty Kryptonian! He pushes a giant airplane lever up, which makes the green bars of the cage glow more intensely. Clark falls in pain. Patton, still pissed, brings the lever back down. Clark tries to stand again. "Come out here! Come out here and face me!" he demands. Er, no. But thank you for the offer! Kthxby! Clark tries to run at the bars, but of course, they just throw him back. Clark is in pain. The floor lights up bright green and he writhes. Patton tells Clark that he just experienced 20 percent of the intensity the Kryptonite-laced bars of the cage are capable of producing. Patton offers to raise it by 50 percent if Clark keeps being a jerk. "I'm guessing 100 percent will kill you," he says. Let's find out! Patton starts to raise the levels again and Clark rolls again. I swear Clark spends half his time on this show on his back being all Krypto-affected.
Episode Report CardOmar G: A- | 664 USERS: C+
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