Lex wakes up with his back against a wall in a bathroom. Chloe is holding an empty hypo. "God, this stuff's got a kick!" she says. Lex asks what happened. Chloe tells him that she found his body while she was looking for Lana. She found vials of stuff and figured if the green one killed him, the red one would bring him back. How did she know it was the green stuff that got inside him? Lex looks at Chloe in shock. "What?" she asks. "You were already dead. I figured I'd take a chance." Will Lex be grateful that Chloe saved his life? He says that they have to help Lana. Chloe asks where she went. He doesn't seem to know. Welcome back, Lex.

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An ambulance has arrived to take Lex to the hospital. Don't forget to get your Frequent Ambulance Ride card stamped. You get a free Subway sandwich after six of them! Clark shows up. Oh, thanks for stopping by, doofus. Was Supernatural on? He asks Chloe what happened. "Lex died," she says. "What!?" Clark says. His first! Nooooo! Chloe tells him not to worry; she brought him back. However, Lana's about to "take a one-way trip down the river Styx" if they don't find her. She might even come sail away. Clark asks what the hell's going on. Chloe explains it. "So they're killing themselves and coming back to life?" Clark asks. Yes! Jeez! We've been through this! Read your script! He asks why Lana would do something so dangerous. "Because she's hurting, Clark," Chloe says, and I feel awful that she has to say that line. It's hurting. Chloe says that Lana hadn't talked to her or to Clark about her pain, so maybe she turned to the two people who love her most. Al and Miles? "You know, the two people she knows love her unconditionally," Chloe says. Al and Miles? Clark takes a minute. "...Her parents?" he finally asks. Al and Miles! Clark asks how they'll find her. Wanna check the graveyard? Chloe whips out her laptop and puts it on the roof of a car. She says that thanks to Homeland Security, being on a college campus is like wearing an electronic ankle bracelet. Stylin'! She says that they just have to track down Lana's student ID and hope she's still alive. Can we just do the first part?