Lana swipes her student ID at the med-student lab. Wow, everything's blue neon here. How modern science. Lana searches shelves looking for something, and finally finds it: a syringe. She grunts trying to open a glass case. In frustration, she punches right through it. Ow. She grabs a syringe and pulls out the jar of green stuff. Pusher Guy grabs her from behind. He looks a bit like Jack White right now. "I figured I'd find a junkie where the needles are!" he says. Shouldn't you be driving to Mexico right now? Lana tries to stab him with the needle, but he just throws her across the room into a cart. Lana falls. "Let me help," he says. He takes the jar of green liquid and fills a syringe with it. Lana watches. He approaches. Isn't this what she wanted? Why is she resisting? "Tell [Pusher Girl] I said hi," he says, and injects Lana in the neck. Or tries to. Just as he's about to do it, Clark superzips in and yanks him aside. The Pusher has become the pushee. He flies into a bunch of shelves, knocking over priceless brains in jars. Clark asks if Lana is all right. "Clark, please help me," she whines. "I need them!" Clark is about to try to talk some sense into the girl when Pusher Guy runs up behind Clark. Lana tries to warn him, and Clark gets weak from the Kryptonite in the syringe. Pusher Guy manages to stab Clark in the heart. Clark gasps. He screams. Lana cries. That was her fix, you asshole! Clark makes a face and falls. Lana goes to him. Pusher Guy picks her up and smacks her in the face. Man, this guy really does not like Lana. He must post a lot in the forums. Pusher Guy says that Lana's caused him a lot of trouble. "Freshmen," he says dismissively. Yeah, I think it's a little late for playfully critiquing college norms, guys. Lana says that they have to help Clark. "Or choice B," Pusher Guy says. He grabs a surgical saw from a table. Whoa, this guy is mean! The saw spins. He says he'll take care of both of them. Lana grabs a glass and breaks it across Pusher Guy's face. The saw falls and cuts into the floor. Pusher Guy falls right on the saw. It cuts him up good. I keep forgetting how perfect this show is for the ABC Family channel. Blood. Ew. Lana goes to Clark. He's out of it.
Episode Report CardOmar G: C | 538 USERS: C+
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