Smallville
Smallville

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Omar G: C | 538 USERS: C+
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Dead On A Rival

We cut to a bunch of equipment and a Craftmatic Adjustable Medical Slab. Pusher Guy is injecting Lana with the green substance. Hasn't anyone on this show learned to stay away from growing green liquids? Lana reacts in surprise to the needle shoved in her arm. Is that what you want, junkie? Is this what you like? You make me sick! The camera pans to the dental light overhead. Cut to Lana looking sedated.

We suddenly flash through what looks like a tunnel of flowers until we're in a heavenly lit room where two adults are standing. Cut to Lana in the same room with tears in her eyes. "Mom. Dad!" she sputters. "I never thought I'd see you again!" Why, did something happen to them? MamaLana and PapaLana just stare at her. Lana says that she's missed them. Hey, Lana's mom ain't half bad, in a Target Sunday circular kind of way. MamaLana says that they've missed Lana, too. PapaLane says they know how hard it's been. Getting smooshed by a meteor gave them a lot of empathy for small-town weirdness in the afterlife. Lana, crying, says she thought she could handle it. "We're here for you, Lana," MamaLana says. Their daughter smiles big. She reaches out to hug her mother and is suddenly yanked back through the flower tunnel. Lana screams as she's pulled back through the portal. Voyagers!

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