Smallville
Smallville

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Dead On A Rival

Commercials. Y'all, I am so down with the ATL. Hells to the yizzneah.

The WB has stopped doing the "If you're just joining us..." promos. Not so easy to recap this show, is it? IS IT!?

The spooky cafeteria, at night. They still haven't fixed that fluorescent light. Lana finds Pusher Guy in the lab. She asks what he's doing. "Getting rid of the evidence," he says, as he packs up his death wares, which were all over the place this whole time. I guess there aren't a lot of people eating here during the day. He tells Lana that Pusher Girl is dead. Oops. Lana asks what happened. Pusher Guy says he warned the girl that you could only die so many times before you stay that way. Uh...huh. Words of wisdom. Lana asks if his serum killed her. Pusher Guy says that Pusher Girl did it to herself. Lana looks at the vials and liquid in his carrying case. She says she's willing to take the chance, and wants him to send her back. You...you what?! Idiot! Pusher Guy says that the police could be there any minute, and that he's got to get out of there. Lana hands over Lex's keys and says that they belong to a very expensive Porsche. I don't believe that this guy would put his own safety and freedom aside for a car. If Lana had somehow seduced him or he cared about her in some way, I could see her bending him to her will, but not like this. Bemused, he asks, "You stole a Porsche?" Lana says that she borrowed it from a friend. Don't take it, dude! You'll never get away! "And he wants it back," Lex says, emerging from the shadows. "Lex!" Lana says. The very one. He tells them that the cool thing about expensive cars is that they all come with GPS tracking. That is cool. Lana offers to explain. Lex looks away, hurt. "Lex? Lex Luthor?" Pusher Guy asks Lana. He calls Lana a "dumb bitch." Wow. Pretty strong, Al/Miles! He says he never should have let Lana in on this. Isn't this the part where the guy should be making Lex a business proposal for his genius discovery? Lana begs Pusher Guy not to leave as he says he's outta there. Lex tries to grab him, but gets punched in the face. The jars of green liquid fall out of the case. One rolls toward Lana. Lana grabs the bottle and leaves. Lex and Pusher Guy start fistfighting, but then Lex goes after Lana. Pusher Guy grabs a full syringe and gives chase, stabbing Lex in the back of the neck with the needle. Wow, Lex, nice watching your own back there for the guy you failed to knock out. Lex's eyes go wide and he falls forward. Pusher Guy gets the rest of his things. "Say goodbye, jackass," Pusher Guy says. "I'm gone." Lex's eyes are open as he lies on the ground.

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