Back at Kent Farm, the rooster weathervane at the top of the house is off kilter. It's a metaphor for "the cock is finally tired and at half-mast." We go inside to see Clark coming down the stairs, adjusting his blue T-shirt. Lana is in the kitchen wearing only Clark's plaid shirt. Can I call you a cab or something? Do you need bus fare, maybe? What I'm trying to say is: you need to get the fuck out of here now. Lana is cutting something on the counter. Maybe it's Clark's dominance. Clark tells her he should probably go out and fix the barn. Lana stares at him, all squinty. We hear the familiar sound of X-ray vision. Clark notices what she's doing. Lana thinks it's amazing. Clark is a little annoyed that she's getting "Up close and personal" with his vertebrae. Dude, your penis was just up inside her. Lana blah blahs about how she wishes this had happened sooner and that this was always a part of Clark she could never get close to. Putting her hands on both sides of Clark's stomach, she says she could never really know him before. They kiss. Chloe appears, entering through the unlocked screen door. She says she's left tons of messages. "We've...we've been, uh, busy," Clark says, lamely. Chloe asks if they're all right. Lana and Clark exchange a look. Of course they're all right. They got their superfreak on! Chloe tells them that there've been seismic tremors all around town since 2:00. It dawns on Clark and Lana what happened. "That was probably us," Clark says. Chloe takes a minute to figure it out. "Oh," she finally says. She whispers to Lana, "I thought you said you can't." Lana whispers back, "Yeah, we normally can't!" Clark is like, "Whoah, whoah, whoah, what the fuck!?" Chloe and Lana look at Clark guiltily. "What? It's just Chloe," Lana says. The girl who used to date Clark. Sure. Totally cool that you talk about Clark's nether privates with her. Why not take a picture and share that? "Awkward," Chloe finally says. For all of us. Seriously. We really need a Freak of the Week to come bust this party up. Chloe goes to put some lemonade in the fridge and she breaks the handle off the door. Lana offers to go get a screwdriver. Without shoes on, Lana walks past Clark and with the angle we're seeing Chloe, Lana looks positively Lilliputian. Chloe asks Clark for a little "Explain-o." Clark tries to explain what happened and says that the transfer wasn't complete because he still has his powers. He tells Chloe that Lana has powers, too. Chloe reminds him that this sort of thing usually doesn't end well. She says the last human Clark "souped up" became a psycho. She tells Clark that Eric Summers was just a rock collector and he ended up in an asylum. Chloe also brings up the time Bo Duke got Clark's powers and his heart failed. Chloe says that whatever extracurricular (sexy) benefits there are, it doesn't outweigh the harm that could come to Lana. Maybe it totally does and Chloe just doesn't know it.
Lana's upstairs in a bedroom, presumably the one Bo and MamaKent shared. Lana superhears Clark asking Chloe to keep an eye on Lana. Chloe promises not to let her out of her sight. Lana looks a little disgusted. She suddenly picks up a picture by the bed and throws it against the big dresser mirror. It shatters. Lana stares at herself in a shard of glass. She picks up the photo that was in the frame: the one Clark recently found of her winning a blue ribbon for horse riding. Lana feels guilty.