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Joe R: B+ | 671 USERS: B
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After Much Consideration, We Will Let You Be Our Star

Tom pays a backstage visit to his current production, something called Heaven & Earth. No other clues as to what it's about, other than the fact that it employs a healthy number of chorus boys and girls. One particular chorus boy gives Tom a nudge on his way out to the stage, so you know they totally did it. Tom totally doesn't remember his name and the kid's like, "Dennis" and then flashes a smile at Tom in the wings as he jets his way onstage. Verrrry much looking forward to picking up this particular plot strand. Later, Tom finds Ivy crestfallen backstage, having been rejected for another role. It's obvious Tom and Ivy have grown very close over the course of this production as he tries to buck her up.

Back home with Julia, Frank is impatiently getting things ready for a visit from the adoption agent when he learns that Julia and Tom have not only written a song for the "not happening" Marilyn musical but they're also planning on cutting a demo. So Frank huffs and puffs and reminds Julia she agreed to take a year off from working in order to make this adoption happen. Look, I realize it makes sense for the universe in which this show operates, but Holy First World Problems. Somehow, Julia goes off on a tangent about Marilyn herself and how she was mishandled all her life and everything she went through (she calls her "saintly," which, permission to gag: granted). Ultimately, Julia doesn't want anybody else handling this musical but her. Frank grumbles and growls.

Here's the thing: I hate work-vs-home storylines and I hate adoption storylines, and for some of the same reasons. They follow the same tired dance steps, there's never any balance of sympathies -- I am never going to sympathize with Frank wanting Julia to not work. I'm never going to want Julia to have a baby more than I want for her to make this musical happen, because the whole rest of the show is about making the musical happen. I'd just as soon fast-forward past the parts where Julia feels inadequate and Frank issues ultimatums and they break up and/or get back together and just get on with the parts of the show I like. For now, I will enjoy the fact that Frank is played by Brian D'Arcy James, whom I enjoyed opposite Laura Linney in Time Stands Still, and the adoption agent was in a great play called Next Fall, and if you think the Broadway-steeped cast isn't going to have me dropping names of shows I've seen like a crazy person, well, I am sorry. (Not sorry.)

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