Back from the break and Kourtini with a K and Matt and Matt are standing in the spotlight. Kourtni has her hair styled in this spiky Mohawk-looking thing. Is that on purpose for her solo number? I wonder if she'll be dancing to "I'm Like a Bird." Backstage before their mambo, Matt cutely says that he's going to try and be sexy. Not so much. But he's kind of adorable looking all nervous. Unsurprisingly, they are in the bottom three. Tabitha and Napoleon aren't surprised. The loved them both during the auditions, but they aren't reaching out to America.
Courtney and Gev and Chelsie and Mark are sweating it out on stage. Courtney says she's gangsta, making me hate her more. Chelsie and Mark show off their jazz hands, which is already so played out. But "Kiss Kiss" makes me forget it. Then Mark laughs at Chelsie's blue foxtrot gown saying she "looks like a bird." Who is in the bottom two? Courtney and Gev. Too bad, so sad. Cat says they are the cutest thing on the planet. Nigel says that the are little people and he doesn't think "America likes little dancers." Ha. Courtney gets all defense, clearly not understand that Nigel is joking. Gev's stifling a laugh though.
Will it be Jessica and Will or Comfort and Thayne in the bottom? Hmm... after the Will/Jessica sexy shirt number, I'm betting Comfort and Thayne will be dancing their solos. And... I'm right. So not a shocker. Mary thinks that maybe America hasn't latched on to these new partners yet. Or perhaps America just hates them. One or the other. Mary credits Thayne with being an excellent, supportive partner and tells him she thought he stood out in the intro number. Hmm... isn't that exactly what they said about Comfort last week?
They've brought back an auditioner, Robert Moraine, i.e. the crazy popper from L.A., who does peculiar things with his neck. Have we already run out of stars of the professional dance world? Because this guy's contortionist stuff makes me uncomfortable, as does hearing C + C Music Factory. I mean, it is an impressive skill to bend yourself like a pretzel, but how do you find out you're able to do this type of thing, anyway? I don't want to know. Cat loves him. I mean, if this guy went on America's Got Talent. he'd kill it and blow David Hasselhoff's mind. The judges are going wild. Nigel says he's sorry they lost him because Robert is a flat out quitter, and he also liked some other guy named Phillip who did some popping waves. Nigel stirs up some shit and says he'd like to see them in a dance battle. Cat fuels the flames asking Robert if he'd be up for that. He naturally says yes. Thank you live television! Nigel says he can call Phillip, but wonders if Robert would chicken out. Oh, snap! I'm loving Nigel lately. He's not pulling any punches. Robert's all mock-offended. Cat says they'll work on it. She calls Nigel a troublemaker.









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