So Josh, and the DiLellos are the ones we're looking at in the "Calle Ocho" round. Ryan and Ashleigh are, of course, split up. All three appear to look good, to me, but right off the bat, Josh gets rejected for Vegas. Aw. Ryan and Ryan's Arms are all going to Vegas, and out in the hall, he excitedly picks up Cat in one of the dreamiest hugs of all time. Picks up Cat Deeley!

Meanwhile, Nigel calls Ashleigh's dancing "a bit twee in places," but she gets through to Vegas, too. Ryan sweeps her up off her feet, too, but frankly, Cat has now ruined Ryan for all other women. It happens that quick.

Tomorrow night, it's VEGAS! 152 dancers! Tyce! Mia! Travis (?)! LaurieAnn Gibson!! Oh shit, y'all.

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