Cat asks Mary if it's kind of nice now that the judges aren't in control. Mary says she's kind of scared that America might get it wrong now, which they by definition CAN'T, since by the rules this show has set down, this is a popularity contest. So whatever America decides, America is right. Why do you hate America, Mary Murphy?

Special guest performer: Mika, singing some song about how everybody is going to love today. The People In Favour Of A Pleasant Tomorrow get their blood all angried up. This song features falsetto. It sounds highly danceable. Not that anyone is; apparently the audience has again been choreographed by Vegas's Synchronized Clapping Players.

After Mika finally finishes up, Cat brings the women out on stage to help fill the hour -- I mean, "recap." Hee! They're all so teeny! This recap nonsense means we're going to have to hear that John Mayer song ten MORE times, doesn't it?