The crowd screams wildly, and everyone on stage starts to laugh once they notice Wade and his wife Amanda wearing the goofy sunglasses. Nigel says the tonight's performances proved that there is nothing they can't do brilliantly. He says that Brandon has succeeded by overcoming his likeability issues with the judges, but Janette has truly shocked everyone. She is a salsa dancer who has excelled in every genre, even with a better-trained partner. He calls them the night's best, hands down. Mary screeches in agreement. Lambert levels. Maybe even Gokey levels? Tyce says they "have that thing" and they always do what they need to do, excellently. He says Wade's choreography was inspiring and that this was a display of technical excellence.

My guesses for the B3: Randi and Evan, Jason and Caitlin, and Phillip and Jeanine -- because they got screwed. But don't you worry, kids, there is no way in Hell that Nigel will let the chosen Chbeeb go down without a fight. At the very least, he'd toss in some Idol-style save and be all, "What? You guys don't remember Cat mentioning that?" In any case, hasta la vista, Evan. And, unless she destroys it in her solo, I'm going to say that Randi is donning her last unitard on the national stage tomorrow.

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