Sara and Jesus are the final couple. Sara's been dancing since she was four, but only started breaking four years ago, after watching some girls battling. Jesus loves the way dance gives him the ability to be free. They'll be dancing the paso doble, which is a Spanish dance. Jesus is a matador, and Sara's going to be his cape. Jean-Marc Genereux is choreographing. They're dancing to "We Will Rock You," by Queen. But the bonus remix version, which for all I know is the traditional music that one dances the paso doble to. Cat promises it'll be "the paso doble like you've never seen it before," which I can confirm is absolutely true. It's…well, it wasn't what I expected, and when Mia calls it awkward and says the music didn't support the choreography, I find myself completely agreeing. Naturally, everyone boos her. But it was like watching dance on the television while listening to a classic rock station. They're pretty game, but I found the music really distracting. Remix or not, the song requires people to stomp their feet twice and clap their hands once. Mia thought Jesus was great, and Sara was fabulous for not having any training. Mary's a little easier on the song, and praises the routine, and also Sara. But her strongest kudos are reserved for Jesus. She calls him amazing, lauds his passion. Nigel calls it the most stylized routine of the night, and he'd rather experiment than the music than the dance, and they "coped" with the routine very well. Look, you dicks, this guy is YOUR choreographer. It's not Sara and Jesus's fault. Just let Wade Robson do everything.













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