So we head into a bullshit finale, with two bullshit dancers, who ... okay, sorry, I can't keep this up. Ashleigh and Ryan are but two good dancers in a finale full of great dancers, and they're probably gonna split each other's votes besides. We'll see how it plays out next week. GO JAKOB!
Joe R has been exchanging angry text messages with anyone who will listen for the last hour. He will probably be over it by next week. Questions, comments, and unadulterated love can be sent to him at firstname.lastname@example.org.