Oh, hooray, we've reincorporated porn into the regular storylines! The boys are on a set with Lyla, who tells them that Georgie Caruso has gotten out of the entertainment end of the adult entertainment industry and is now making high-end sex toys. Lyla's sparking up as she drawls about passing up an opportunity to make a doll with Ima and "the Saffron sisters," and Opie leans over to grab the joint away. He also provides exposition: Lyla is now under contract to one-named producer-director-hyphenate "Dondo." Lyla heads out to work with him and Jax follows, as he decides he needs to make Dondo's acquaintance. Since Opie can't stand what Lyla does for a living (which makes me wonder if he can't stand having her income contribute to the household or if his dislike is suspended temporarily with every direct deposit), he elects to stay in her dressing room. While doing a bit of tidying up, Opie discovers Lyla's stash of birth control pills. He is not thrilled to learn that Lyla's approach to taking charge of her fertility is to nullify it.
Meanwhile: let us behold the splendor of Dondo! (And wonder why, once again, we've been saddled with a bad D&D name. You just know Dondo travels with the Rod of Samtaz or something.) Dondo is the alter ego of David Hasselhoff, providing exposition and chin dimples: "Georgie contacted me a few weeks ago, said he wanted to use my best seller -- Saffron Sorority Girls -- to make a new run of his dolls." Tig's eyes bug out in horror and he stammers, "Wait, wait -- dolls?" Dondo, oblivious to Tig's discomfort, says zestily, "Yeah. Life. Sized. Sex. Dolls. They look and feel just like the real thing. It's a huge market." We go back to Tig, who looks haunted by the knowledge that out there is a perversion even he cannot abide. Jax bids Dondo to call Georgie and tell him "Sorority Girl #1" (a.k.a. Lyla) had a change of heart -- to do it for Luann.
Dondo bites into the notion of avenging Luann with all the relish of a drunk having a delicious hamburger: "You're telling me Georgie had something to do with Luann's murder? I know what [it means when the bikers want a 'private chat.'] It means you're going to whack him." Jax and Bobby Elvis crack up before explaining that Adriana La Cerva's presence in season one notwithstanding, the Sons aren't the Mob. "We don't whack people, Dondo," Jax says. Dondo is disappointed: "Well, that's too bad, because I'm not going to hook you up unless you crush that hyper-douchebag's skull. I loved Luann. She mentored me. She taught me that I was more than a big cock." We cut to Tig, whose brain is still broken by the horror of people having sex with dolls. But Dondo is adamant: He wants Georgie dead. The bikers are all, "... Well. If you insist."