Sons of Anarchy
Sons of Anarchy

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Sobell: A | 945 USERS: B-
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You Can’t Spell “Recidivism” Without SAMCRO

Cut to the SAMCRO boys who are not Clay, Opie and Jax, all of whom are cuffed and resting against posts on the side of the road as the police car radios into the station. None of them seem especially concerned about logging a parole violation three hours after release. Tig is more concerned with matters of etiquette: "Bobby? You getting anything for Opie?" "I'm just getting them cash," Bobby Elvis says, either forgetting or dismissing any claims that Precious and his wheezy children might have for support. Happy asks Chibs, "How much you giving him?" "A lot more than you, you cheap-ass bastard," Chibs unhelpfully replies. Happy replies indignantly, "I'm not cheap! Just mindful of excessive spending." Squiggy replies, "Dude, you re-use condoms!" and I hope for everyone's sake that he's engaging in hyperbole. Bobby asks Juice what he's getting Opie, and Juice cheerfully says he's giving both Opie and Lyla ten sessions at "Clear Passages." Cut to every biker looking horrified. Juice further explains that he's part-owner of the herbal, colonic and weed shop in question. Tig opines, "That is so disturbing." "Have you ever seen the contents of a lower colon?" Juice asks. Honestly, given their seasoned felon statuses, I'd be more surprised if anyone there had not.

Sons of Anarchy

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