House. Day. MamaStacey suggests that the girls go nuts with the presents, and that the point is for each of the Bigs not to know who bought her gift. So I guess starting tomorrow, they have to do something every single day for their Big. ExpoMacKenzie camera-Branigans that they have to make some project with bricks for their Bigs. They have to be very "arty-craftsy" this week. Maggie tells us that the brick project is "very special and very personal." Mmmmmm, yeah. Totally. MamaStacey doesn't care how they get the bricks.

So now the girls -- on Sarah's (HiSarah!) suggestion -- decide to go steal bricks for their project from the SCO house. As a shout-out to the war, Nicole is wearing a military jacket. She feels bad about the theft because she wants to fuck Tim someday, so she just decides to be the getaway driver. The girls ask Brooke why she's not going. "I'm tired. Um, I can buy one at Home Depot for, like, fifty cents," she says. Hee. "Right, exactly," says Sarah, in that way that girls do when they hate each other but they have to be nice to each other, which is, like, most of the time. Brooke camera-snots that it's immature and too "late" to be running around the boys' house. I don't know if she means too late at night, or too late in her life. But I think both are probably accurate. Maggie tells us she's bummed that Karissa and Brooke don't want to go bond with them.