Now at the car, Maggie is getting her shit and telling him she can't look at him when he's like this and she can't believe he did that, and he's basically handing her flowers apologizing like those angry dudes do after losing control, and she walks into the house. "Call me later," he yells after her. "Will you?" Heeeeeeee.

Day. Student union. Nicole. Upstairs, Tim is talking to a very cute girl. The Graphic Of Stupid is actually funny for once. It says, "Tim's 'Good Friend' Kristi." Hee. That's funny with the quotation marks. Nicole is fellating her pen as she watches them. She tells us that he has some nerve bringing the whore into the sacred student union. Since their lives are ruled by others, Nicole has to ask a sister if she can go upstairs and talk to Tim. She lies, saying she wants to go up and "be a bitch" to the whore, but really she's going to freeze up. Watch. Nicole gets up and goes upstairs as she tells us that she doesn't like that this is a girl he met a few summers ago, because we all know how summer flings can be. Uh, what the fuck does that mean? Is she going to get all Grease on us now? She camera-deludes that she doesn't know if there is anything physical going on between them, but Tim owes it to her to let her know if there is. God. Nicole walks up to them in slo-mo, and commercials.

Back. Nicole. Stalking. She goes up and says hey. Tim all stiffly introduces Kristi. Kristi turns and totally bitch-faced, says, "Hi," and then turns away, going back to looking at some crap band playing below or something. Nicole camera-whines that Tim didn't put a title on her, Nicole, when she introduced her. Tim explains that Nicole is on Sorority Life, and Kristi again turns and bitches, "Oh, yeah," and turns back. Man, girls can be just horrible to each other. Nicole tells us she wants Kristi to know that she's the girl for Tim right now. Uh, I think you best make sure Tim knows that first. Tim tells Nicole he going to hang with Kristi until 3:30, and he'll forget to call her then. Kristi gives one more bitch-face turn to Nicole; then Nicole bails, huffing off.

Nicole sits with Colleen, bitching that Tim didn't call her last night or this morning (um, because his hands were full -- literally) and there's no reason for her to be jealous, probably, but still…she trails off. Colleen says that there's no reason to be jealous…because y'all haven't even hooked up yet. Hee. True. She then tells us, "I think Tim's a loser." Ha. She doesn't think he's attractive, she goes on. They talk for a while, and Colleen says that they need to do more than just kiss. She tells us there is a lot of hostility between the Two Houses Of Sergio, and we see the flashback of them stealing shit from the Sister House. "But hey, Nicole, if you like him…that's good for you," she finishes, laughing. Hee. I like Colleen now. For now.