Sorority Life

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Ode To Episode Nine

We see Tim and Kristi, and they want us to think it's Nicole talking, but I think it's Maggie who says, "Aw, they're standing together. How special. Can I puke?" Again with the puking. I think Maggie has colitis.

Day. Buffalo. Pledge house. Front porch. Nicole and Maggie. Maggie says she's thinking of breaking up with Jason. She goes on, her nostrils flaring, her eyes crossing, that she tried to break up with him three times this summer…she's recently had urges to cheat on him. She tells us she hasn't been single for three years, and that's been bothering her. Maggie tells Nicole she doesn't want to cheat on him because "it would just rip his heart out." Ha. Maggie's no longer in love with Jason, she says. She lies that she doesn't want other dudes, backtracking…she Garbos that she just wants to be alone. (Oh, you will. Don't be in such a hurry for it.) She intones about how last time she tried to break up with him, he broke his phone into 500 hundred pieces and then punched a hole in the wall. She then lets loose, saying she's had to take him to the hospital four times for punching the wall and breaking his hand. Yikes! I don't really care about Maggie's fate or safety, really, but damn, she needs to run from that dude. Maggie camera-boobs that she thinks Jason is a strong person maybe, but she came into the house to be free. Nicole eggs her on, telling her what great times she'll have in the house if she's free. Yeah, free to listen to Nicole prattle on about the dude who fucking hates her, who she somehow thinks is her boyfriend. Maggie then tells us that she and Nicole connect on so many levels…

Sorority Life

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