Night. House. Brooke tells us that UB is "slim pickings" for boys. She is on the Princess phone calling Sean, her ex-boyfriend. Brooke had a boyfriend? Wha? Why? Sean can't take her because he has a "game." "Okay, I gotta go," says Brooke. "Thanks for nothing." Wow. You know, for as much as I like Brooke and think she's foxy and cool, I think dating her would just be the most tiring thing ever. Even Sean sounded tired just now on the phone, and he hasn't even dated her for month. He's still recovering. It would be like having mono. Brooke now camera-whines that she's distressed that she doesn't have a date for Date Party, because everyone is making her feel like she needs one. I sort of feel bad for her, but also, uh, it's called "Date Party." It's not like you didn't have warning. Brooke hangs up, complaining about Sean and his "frickin' games."

Nicole. Whining about Tim, as per usual. She wants Tim to tell the frat that he can't do his duties and come to Date Party with her. Montage of crap shots of the crap non-couple. She babbles with Brittany about Tim and how he might not be done with pledging. Brittany camera-highs that it's "pathetic" for Nicole to bring Tim. Yikes! Brittany goes on about how shitty Tim is and how no one likes him for the shit he did. Montage of Shit Tim Did -- the pranks. Nicole camera-pathetics just that, that they hate him because he lead a lot of the pranks. Flashback of Amy finding pepperoni in her bed. (The joke I would like to make here is about that being the first time in years Amy had any sort of sausage in her bed, but something is stopping me from making it. I think her Twin Horns of Evil are blocking me. Her magic is too strong. Too strong!) Mackenzie talks about how Tim asked Brooke out on a date. Flashback of the phone call. Applebee's Flashback. Tim and Nicole talk about the Date Party and if Tim will be able to…you know what? Who cares? Tim may not be able to go. That's all you need to know.