Buffalo. Buffalo. Buildings. Okay, you don't have to try to prove to us that Buffalo is a real city. We get it -- you have infrastructure. We're still not coming to visit. Restaurant. Fat Bob's Smokehouse. Tim and Nicole go to eat. Nicole lies that Tim has been more attentive and opened up to her more lately. Suddenly, she's talking about some dude Jarreau and how Brooke and he should go to the party. At the restaurant, Nicole calls Brooke to try to set up a double date. Brooke camera-prisses that Jarreau is a possibility because she likes him as a friend. (Yes. We get it. You don't commit to anything. Understood.) Tim calls Jarreau to hook it up. "All right, bud," he says. Ick -- anyone who says that, sucks. Tim just sucks. He has a stupid face. The plan is to all meet for beers after dinner. On the phone, once it's happening, Brooke immediately tries to back out. She tells us that she wanted to at least hang out with Jarreau again before she decided about the date party. Nicole hangs up and tells Tim that Brooke just wants to make sure it's clear that it's not going to be anything more than friends. "That's what I've been telling you!" thinks Tim. Cut to: Brooke making the blow-job face, with her tongue stuck in her cheek. Hee. Goddamn, that's funny. Brooke is going to be so pissed when she sees that.
Bar. The four of them arrive. Brooke says that she hopes this date works, because she spent a lot of money today on clothes and dresses and jewelry. Wow, like, no pressure, Brooke. Thanks. At a table, Jarreau sips the gayest drink I've ever seen as Nicole lies that Jarreau and Brooke seem to have chemistry. "That girl is fucking hot!" says Jarreau about some chick. Uh, hmm. Weird seduction technique, homeboy. Brooke looks over and is like, "Yeah she is." No, not really. "Is that the girl from across the street?" asks Tim. (Shout-out?) Brooke says, annoyed, "You think every girl is hot!" Jarreau tries to defend himself by saying that he's picky. Brooke says that he's already found ten girls hot tonight. Well, he just blew it. Jarreau holds his hand up to punch fists with Tim. Brooke then holds hers out to punch with Nicole, and to mock the boys. She's good at mocking. Mock mock mock.









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