Sorority Life

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

2-13
Recap

The Big Cheesy

Of Human Bahndage - What show can take twenty-two drunken college girls, send them to New Orleans, and only come away with boring shots of shopping for tourist crap and an argument in a hotel room? Ooh! Ooh! I know! Oh, and the girls finally get initiated.but we can't see it, since it's a closed-door event. Uh, well, hmm. That doesn't sound too -- yes, I know.

05.27.2003
05.30.2003
C-

Stee

2-12
Recap

Take My Chicken Finger, We'll Make It I Swear

Make A Run For The Border - What kind of party has kisses on the sixth hole, smoking in the buffet line, and Bon Jovi cranking on the stereo? If you said an Iowa country club Christmas Party circa 1985, you'd only be half right. It's also the DZO "Date Party," circa 2002.

05.20.2003
05.23.2003
B-

Stee

2-11
Recap

Purple Haze

You Dirty Rat - The DZO girls complain when the sisters decide to push back their initiation indefinitely because one of the sisters stupidly let the initiation date slip. Tensions increase when, after the pledges are forced to complete a marathon scavenger hunt, one of the pledges rats to the sisters that Brooke and Nicole were complaining that they were being "hazed." Oh, and Brittany is high again. Very high.

05.13.2003
05.15.2003
C+

Stee

2-10
Recap

Oh, Sorority Life. Nicole Lives The Sorority Dream.

Jew Lez - I got some bad hair and a cell phone. A big nose and my sis. Fake boyfriend, six crap pledges. A hot tub in which I piss. I go to Uno's and to Applebee's to cry like someone died. But no one really likes me, do you think I'm satisfied?

05.06.2003
05.10.2003
B

Stee

2-9
Recap

Ode To Episode Nine

It's In His Kiss - Nicole is a fool. Tim ain't being cool. Maggie's dating a tool. They should really all just concentrate on school.

04.29.2003
05.03.2003
B-

Stee

2-8
Recap

Storyline Sahara

Pledging Is, Like, Hard And Stuff - In twenty contrived minutes, Julia goes from naughty to nice, Sarah goes from pledge to plebeian, and Mackenzie's boyfriend goes from mild to milquetoast. You know things are bad when the show is forced to air the world's lamest scavenger hunt.

04.22.2003
04.28.2003
D+

Heathen

2-7
Recap

God Is Mad

Timeo And Nicoliet - Oh, so many things revealed about Karissa, not the least of which is that she's planning on having premarital sex with her boyfriend, and that she's leaving the sorority. Also, Nicole's reports of a relationship with Tim are greatly exaggerated. Plus, Maggie sucks -- no, that wasn't part of the episode. Stee just wanted to remind you.

04.15.2003
04.19.2003
C+

Stee

2-6
Recap

She's Leaving Home, Bye-Bye

The Babbling Brooke - Brooke has had it! She leaves. Maggie cheers. Karissa rebels. Karissa reforms. Brooke returns. Maggie cries.

04.08.2003
04.10.2003
B-

Stee

2-5
Recap

Jackass-es

Battle Spoyale - It's so cute how little boys and little girls fight and squabble and tease when they like each other. It's not so cute when the little boys and girls are twenty.

04.01.2003
04.05.2003
D+

Stee

2-4
Recap

Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves

Another Brick In The Wall - "The Pledge War Begins," says MTV about this episode, having a laugh at the world's expense. The war they're referring to is the battle between the Two Houses of Sergio as the DZOs raid the Fraternity Life house and vice versa. Meanwhile, Nicole is torn as she's starts to date FL's Tim. Also, Maggie and Brooke yell at each other.

03.18.2003
03.21.2003
C+

Stee

2-3
Recap

The Snake, The Garden, The Applebee's

This Ain't Your Mother's Sorority - Karissa breaks it very gently to her God-loving parents that she's in a sorority -- by taking them to Applebee's and getting them all hopped up on Diet Dr. Skipper and Chimichangas. Meanwhile, tensions breaks out between the pledges as Brooke and Karissa refuse to DUI the sisters home. Then the sisters trash the house because of some offensive Post-It Notes! (No. It's even more stupid than it sounds.)

03.11.2003
03.15.2003
C

Stee

2-2
Recap

The First Cut Is The Deepest

Ready, Set, Pledge - The girls of the DZO pump things up a bit with a fierce round of interviews, followed by a bad-ass fake-out where they pretend they have lots of reservations about each girl, but then instead give them each a bid! Goddamn, these chicks are wild. Things only get kookier as six of the girls move into the house and choose rooms! Will the excitement ever start?

03.04.2003
03.07.2003
C+

Stee

2-1
Recap

My Big Fat Greek Recap

Puts The “Oh My God This Sucks” In “Buffalo” - Thus Sorority Life 2 begins with an obligatory Big Fat Greek reference to both hide and mimic Stee's general disdain. This time, after the cultural hub of Davis, California, the show has landed in Buffalo, New York, which requires everyone to say, "Is that the best they could do?" at once. And the answer to that is, it seems, yes. We meet the girls of DZO. We meet the girls who want to be girls of DZO. We sleep.

02.25.2003
02.28.2003
C-

Stee

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