God, this is taking so long. Just leave already. Nicole tells us that this is going to make Karissa want to leave. Karissa tells us that it's "upsetting." Brooke and Nicole hug, and then make out. And that's it.

Day. House. The sisters are around. Karissa starts asking who took her pledge book. They all play coy, reminding her that she has to watch it at all times and anyone could have taken it. Karissa tells us she's pretty absentminded, so she could have misplaced it. Oh, great. I want her to be my doctor. "Hey. Has anyone seen the scalpel? You guys! C'mon." Karissa looks upstairs, but then slowly realizes that one of the sisters did indeed take it. She goes on that she was very stressed out and had a test the next day. "You know what," she tells the coy sisters, "I'm done." She walks upstairs. Laura looks all, "Ooooooh, you in trouble." The sister all laugh and joke as Karissa tells us that with the sisters ganging up on her, she realized for the first time that without Brooke it was going to be hard. Commercials.

Night. Club. It's called "Utopia." Seriously, no offense, but I don't think my idea of utopia would be a crap dance club in Buffalo. They should call this place "Eh, It'll Do For Now's." The sisters and the pledges are there dancing terribly. Nicole wears horrible sunglasses. We meet Karissa's lanky beanpole boyfriend, Justin from Cleveland. She breaks down the whole long-distance relationship thing, saying that it's hard, but then when you do see each other, it's "extra good." Yes, and then if neither of you cheats on the other person and you actually one day get to live in the same city, you'll realize that not all the time is "extra good" and that you never liked the person that much to begin with. But I'm sure it's different for Justin and Karissa. After all, they have God on their side. Dancing. Dancing. Brittany is already pretty much passed out. Julia lets some black dude fuck her from behind on the dance floor as Maggie starts wondering where Karissa has suddenly gone to. She then explains to us about the DUI debacle and how now it's Karissa's turn to drive the sisters, especially with Brooke gone.