Night. House. Hot tub. Yeah! Brooke and Karissa. Yeah! Hot! Karissa looks like she's putting makeup on (hot!) but in fact we can now see she's trying to get some Applebee's out from between her teeth. Ew. Then Nicole shows up, ruining everything. Bleh. But then Brooke -- and again, I'm not making this up -- gently pours water from a bottle onto her breasts and rubs it in.

Inside. The phone rings. Midnight. The sisters call because they're drunk and need a ride -- ah, so that's the reason to have pledges. They can totally MADD you around. That's brilliant. I need me some pledges. Maggie comes out to the hot tub, snotting that they need the keys to the Land Rovers (yes, Sergio gave them two Land Rovers for the show) so she and Mackenzie can go pick up the sisters. Nicole's big-ol' face camera-talks that that kind of shit is their jobs now. Nicole tells the hot tubbers: "We're their bitches for the next six weeks."

Song. Land Rovers. Weird montage of driving the girls to the bars. People do Chinese Fire Drills in front of them. We learn that it's midnight and the bars don't close until 4 AM. Fucking New York. I'm so jealous. I miss it. Stupid 2 AM here in L.A. Makes no sense, either. All actors are drunks.