Meanwhile, some shots of neon tango people. (Ask Sergio, not me.) Then a car. Tim and Steve, some dorks from Fraternity Life, head to the DZO pledge house to meet some of the new girls. This is such bullshit. Tim babbles that DZO isn't their sister sorority, but it's close and they're psyched to meet the girls. Blah. Tim tells Steve that the girls are in for a pleasant surprise. I can't believe I have to recap this totally set-up bullshit. It's insulting. Like I need a bath afterwards. (Which I actually do, but that's beside the point.)

Steve and Tim arrive at the house to find it empty and the door open. Yeah, right. Tim tells us he's the type of dickhead who likes to cause trouble. So he writes on Post-It Notes (six of them) a little "scavenger hunt," leaving them all around the house. "Where do you keep cold food?" says one. Whoa! Hold on, I have to go call up a cryptologist to help with that one. Someone get Will Shortz on the phone! They finish and leave at 9:55.

The sisters then just happen to drop by at 10:05. Someone reads a line very badly, supposedly seeing the first notes: "What is this supposed to mean? I don't get it." One note says, "Ha...Whe are we...maybe you'll find out..." What's a "Whe"? Dickhead. Another note: "Where do you study? Or talk on the phone?" Hee. Meanwhile, Laura says that they came to talk to the girls and instead they find Post-It Notes scattered all over the house. (Man, "Post-It Notes" in that accent is the worst.) Another note: "What room is the hottest in the house to chill?" I hate everyone. Then there is a riddle, which I'm not going to bother with.

Okay, so bear with me here. After finding all the stupid notes, the girls supposedly think the pledges are behind this -- that they left the notes for the sisters to find, somehow knowing the sisters were going to drop by. Fucking retarded. Anyhoo, MamaStacey tells us that the pledges don't make up events for them, and the fact that they did that was rude. (Girls I find annoying love to call things "rude" I've noticed. I wonder why that is.) MamaStacey yells that the house rules were taken down and there were notes and that's the end of the story.

Okay, so now MamaStacey says they were disrespected and now it's their turn. So the sisters post revised house rules everywhere and start "trashing" the house -- very carefully turning paintings sidewise, etc. They also steal food and shit. Some sister says that "pledging is not a joke." Uh, yeah. It sort of is.