"This time I think Nicole fucked up," someone says as Nicole walks in the door. I guess they saw her coming or something. I don't know. Retarded. This whole thing. MamaStacey asks Nicole who wrote the notes. Nicole camera-mans that she looked at the notes in the kitchen and couldn't figure out what it was about, but the sisters thought the pledges all did it. Amy says that pledging isn't fun and they're not their friends. Sister Courtney babbles about pledging loyalty and that they're not supposed to be having fun. Bleh. So now Karissa arrives carrying stuff and Karissa keeps "What the fuck is going on?"ing all over the place and ripping down all the newly-posted house rules. Their curfew is now 11 PM, I guess. The pledges find out that sisters stole all their chips and "pop." Brooke is heartbroken about the lack of pop. Mackenzie camera-Brannigans that she thinks the sisters wrote the Post-Its. Karissa calls Stacey and asks why they were robbed. Karissa thought they were supposed to talk to Talia if there was a problem and Talia would tell them.
The sisters gather. MamaStacey says that Karissa is pissed and she's right -- she acted like an asshole tonight. What a wimp she is. Amy reminds her that if the pledges did the notes and are already walking all over them, what are they going to be doing in two or six weeks? "Set your foot down!" yells Talia, in that voice that makes you want to crash against the rocks -- not because it's so beautiful, but rather just so you never have to hear it again. MamaStacey calls Karissa and says that Karissa had no right to call her and yell at her.
Pledges. Brooke wonders what, even if one of them did the notes, is so disrespectful about it. Thank you! The girls babble for a while, and Brooke camera-prisses that a scavenger hunt is "weird," but it's not "disrespectful." Now Nicole says that she wants to get to the bottom of who put up these notes, as we see Tim and Steve sneak back and put another note on the front door: "Figure it out yet? Think harder!" Oh. My. God. I just lost 70 IQ points watching this bullshit, and I can't afford that.
Next week. Nicole is dating Tim?! She says she met him the first night of pledging. So what about the notes? How dumb. How so dumb. The sisters go graffiti all over the Fraternity Life house, obviously having finally figured out Notegate. Maggie yells at Brooke that she's sorry she wanted to bond with her: "I'll never want to bond with you again. Fuck that!" she yells. Uh, okay. And that's it! Bye.













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