Day. Buffalo. Buffalo. Ducks. House. Maggie and Brooke gigglingly look at something in the kitchen. ExpoBrooke explains to us that Sister Laura left some notebook at the house with lists of all the sorority agendas; the book revealed that their initiation is to be on the 25th of the month, next week. But she doesn't think that's actually then going to happen -- she thinks maybe they're trying to trick them by leaving the book.

Night. DZO house. Talia sucks a balloon-full of helium and then bitches that everything that's said in the sister house is somehow getting back to the pledges. Everyone looks around suspiciously. No one looks to the cameramen, who happen to be standing all around. Hi, Lafonya! They bitch about the events they knew about, and Laura sheepishly camera-Jabbas that she accidentally misplaced her book at the pledge house with all the October events in it. MamaStacey explains that they don't have to initiate them yet, as long as they stop pledge events. Amy's Twin Horns of Evil propose moving it back indefinitely. Talia camera-mucuses that they're pushing it back because they want it to be a surprise for the girls. I love that these lame-o bitches are punishing the girls for their own fuck-up. Unfair. I'm going to call the national chapter and…oh, yeah. They're not even a real sorority. Never mind.

Pledge house. Brooke and Maggie tell Nicole about initiation and that she can't tell anyone. She camera-talks that she's nervous that they have the notebook, because maybe the sisters planted it to see if they'd snoop. Brooke says as long as the sisters don't know they know, then…ah, who cares.

MamaStacey, in a punitive mood, says that she wants to just keep pushing and pushing the date back until the girls are truly surprised. A) Stupid plan, because they're just going to keep anticipating it. And B) it ain't their fault that someone in your midst has some ship-sinking lips. MamaStacey, wearing some black flamenco dress for her first night as margarita-shooter girl at the Buffalo Hooters, says that them knowing the date of their initiation is "the absolute worst thing that could ever happen." Yeah. Knowing your initiation date, then the Holocaust. MamaStacey says she's going to try to find out how the pledges found out. Yeah, and O.J. is really close to finding the killer. The sisters vote on whether or not to fuck over the girls. They decide to do it. Good for them. Commercials.