Tattoo parlor. MamaStacey gets a nose piercing. Ew. Gross. Warn us next time, fuckers. Amy gets her horns pierced. MamaStacey camera-noses that they've taken a break to get some piercings. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Colleen Or Whoever picks up her cell, and it's the pledges. She laughs this Bette Midler laugh when she learns that Brittany almost got arrested. They immediately need to find out for what, assuming, I'm sure, that it would be drugs.

Buffalo. Buffalo. Buoy. Lake. Night. It's now almost midnight. This is the longest scavenger hunt of all time. Brooke suggests that they tell the sisters they got everything and pretend to be surprised that the shots of them with the stuff they skip didn't develop when the get the film back. Uh, I don't understand why they didn't just use a digital camera for this. That makes no sense. Brooke then camera-talks that twelve hours is too long and very silly for a scavenger hunt. The pledges take a last photo in the street.

Range Rover. Brooke says she doesn't know what she's going to do if pledging doesn't end this week. She just wants her life to be normal again.

House. Hot tub. Spike says, "I'm nakey." What? And, yuck. MamaStacey tells us they decided to end their hunt early and go take a hot tub. Now, that's not what you want to see. MamaStacey opens a can of Mountain Dew. The pledges arrive, Maggie carrying a thirty-pack of toilet paper. Someone needs to change her diet.

Inside. MamaStacey tells the girls that they set a time record, but then says that the sisters beat them and they're already done because they know how to scrunch a lot of the list items into the same photo. Uh, lie.

Night. Monday. Week Six. The pledges learn that their Friday event is cancelled, and that was supposed to be initiation night. They joke that it's hazing now and they're "fatigued," which is what the website said could be considered hazing. Jesus, I was fatigued every day of college. I should have sued the school for hazing, and all the bars in Manhattan for staying open so late, too. Brooke says she's going to be "peeved" and she's sick of pledging and it's time-consuming. Julia leans over and tells them that this is for the sorority and they really can't be talking about this. Nicole, in a weird show of bravado, says that she's so sick of hearing what she can and cannot say. Well, I know one thing she cannot say: "I have a boyfriend." Julia threatens that they'll get DZO disaffiliated and then camera-porns about how she's heard stories of real hazing and this isn't even close. Brooke continues bitching.