Dan and Casey's office. Dan is practising his putting and asking Casey if he made breakfast for Mystery Sex Woman. Casey says he left because he felt uncomfortable. "You could've fried her an egg, dude," says Danny. Then Danny points out that there's a question he hasn't asked yet, and that's who the Mystery Sex Woman is. Why? Because that's not what men do, apparently. We don't do a whole lot of things that women think we do. Or something. Personally, I think women know a whole lot more about us than we think. But we don't even need to discuss that. It's not relevant. The only thing that matters is that a thirty-second discussion on how men don't ask questions like that only means that we're leading into Dan asking a question like that. Which he does. But Casey won't tell. "We can do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way," says Dan. "What's the hard way?" Shitty James Woods movie? No. Danny hasn't actually figured out what the hard way is, just that the easy way is for Casey to tell him. Casey magnificently refuses to give into this unyielding pressure. Dan suggests whispering it in his ear. "Oh, you know that's not going to happen," says straight-as folk-Casey. Dan suggests writing it down on a piece of paper if that's easier. Casey wants to know why that would be easier, and Dan says maybe the name's difficult to pronounce, but Casey assures him it isn't. I guess it's safe to assume Casey didn't nail Yevgeny Kafelnikov, then. I mean, it's safe to assume Casey wasn't intimate with Yevgeny Kafelnikov, then. Dan acts like this admission from Casey is a major clue. Yeah, good one, Dan. You're Nancy frigging Drew over here.
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