The second group begins. They decide that their narrative is hide and seek. Janelle says that she is totally out of her element with modern dance. Michael is way out of his element and he doesn't even need to point it out for us. Miguel is getting really annoyed. He interviews that Michael is dead weight and doesn't remember things or pick them up quickly. Michael interviews -- again, just in time to make you feel like a real a-hole for agreeing with Miguel -- that, as a music video dancer, he hasn't had as much training as the other "amazing dancers" on the show. Michael starts working on the atom and complains about motion sickness. Miguel, looking really over it, says that Michael should never have volunteered to be on the atom then. He and Janelle will work on the atom -- Michael will stay on the stairs. Janelle says that it was insane working with the huge props. It was even insaner when Miguel kicked her in the head while they were working on the atom. Or maybe just really funny. After they're done, Miguel (in front of everyone at the audition) says that Michael isn't pushing his limits and he doesn't have enough training for the challenge. Anyway, Michael interviews that Miguel is playing a mind game with him and he doesn't have time for this bullshit. After they leave, Jacques says to his assistants that they don't have 2 presentable minutes. It's a disaster. It would be a real feat if they came out the winning group.
Outside in the lobby of the theater, Miguel tells Janelle -- with Michael in the room -- that he wishes it was just a duet with the two of them. Their routine is like two dolphins and a pig. They have to put the pig in the water to make it look like a dolphin. That is the meanest simultaneously most amazing insult I've ever heard. I will never hate Miguel again. That shit was poetry. Miguel goes off, saying that he looks like a no-talent when he's dancing with idiots. At one point, Cody starts laughing, from embarrassment I'm guessing. Miguel says working with Michael is like dragging dead weight. Michael says "I'm still here," like he's Elaine Stritch or something and Miguel takes the bait and replies, "Yeah, question of the fucking year." Finally, Miguel storms out. Poor Michael interviews that Miguel is the sort of person that he can't get along with and he's not going to try anymore. I wonder what Miguel did when he heard about Michael's gay porn past. I bet it was good. Janelle says that they need to make their routine look as good as possible.













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