Step It Up & Dance

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Jordi tells Janelle that she has great energy, but her partner work can get a little messy. Vincent says that Janelle was relying on James too much for her lifts. Jordi tells Cody that he's a rock of a dancer, but in rehearsal he was a rock with heart. Here, only a rock. Nancy says that rocks are cold and that's what she got from his performance. She is so totally on my list right now. Then she tells Nick (Nick!) that he is putting the butter on the biscuit and now he's officially her buttered biscuit. There's no universe where what Nick just did was better than what Cody did. These people are bullshitting us. Vincent thought that Nick's acting was good, but his timing was a little off.

The judges deliberate. Jordi says that Miguel and Mochi were the best. Vincent thinks that Mochi was brilliant. Jordi reminds everyone that she bit in her audition but was spectacular in performance. He thinks that Miguel really got the essence of the Latin dances. He certainly didn't have the lifts down, but essence is good. Nancy says that Nick STEPPED IT UP. Vincent says that Janelle and Cody (Cody!) shined the least. Vincent says that Tovah was edible, but he didn't get any "sensuality or sexuality" from Cody. Are those things not enough alike that couldn't just get your point across with one of them? Is someone really going to correct you when you say "sensuality" with, "You know, you're right about the sensuality, but I think I may have seen some sexuality in there." No, that's never going to happen. This is bullshit people. The part about Cody being in the bottom two? Bullshit. Vincent says that Janelle is immature. Jordi says she's not a team player. They've made a decision.

Miguel, Mochi, and Nick step forward. The winner is Mochi! She says she feels redeemed now that she's won her first challenge. Janelle interviews that it was she and Cody in the bottom two and "they love Cody." That's right. Jordi tells Janelle that she didn't have the details. Vincent tells Cody that he is a technician, but needs more to be a "performer." Whatever. Nomi says that neither of them is getting eliminated! See, I knew this was bullshit. Backstage, Jerry says that he's glad he doesn't have to tell anyone that it's their last dance.

Step It Up & Dance

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