Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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I Am Battle

Back inside, Danny picks up the phone, and it's Jordan, who snarks that Lady Cleavage down there is singing and yet no cameras are pointed at her chest. Danny smiles like a goof and asks where Jordan is, and she tells him to turn around; she's in an office across the hall. Not at all up against a tight deadline or anything, Danny scurries off to be with his lady, Cal adding an obnoxious "Go get 'er, Dan-O" (seriously, try to pick out the more obnoxious portion of that sentence -- I dare you), which earns him a "shut up" from Danny. As he cross the hall, Danny's ambushed by Tom and Dylan, who just shriek at him about how awesome a sketch "Metric Conversion" is, with big goofy smiles on their faces. "You're embarrassing yourselves!" Danny yells, already well past them. "Like we don't know that!" Tom cheerfully replies. Then...wait for it...Dylan booms, "BIG SKETCH!" and Tom looks like he could kill him. Hee hee.

Danny and Jordan head for Danny's office, not for a little mid-to-late-afternoon delight, mind you, but to exposit about how Jordan's office has fleas (there's a "you lie down with dogs" point to be made re: Jordan and Danny here, but I'm too polite to make it), so she needs to set up camp in Danny's office for the time being. Danny finds that convenient, because of all the making out they can do, but Jordan puts the brakes on that mighty quick, citing the multiple "public sight lines" in Danny's office and how she clearly either doesn't want anybody else at work to know about her and Danny, or doesn't want to put her relationship on display at work. Speaking of which, there's a knock at the door, and it's Hallie, looking like a puppy at the butcher's back door. Jordan's face immediately falls, and she tells Danny to "dummy up!" Danny gets that punchable smarmy face on and goes, "Are you for real?" Like he's not probably used to people being embarrassed to be sleeping with him before. Jordan introduces Danny to Hallie, and she's fakely sweet, and he's obediently brusque, heading off to do that thing with the television show. Jordan's all fake-businesslike, saying that she and Danny will continue their conversation about the thing about the marketing later on. And Danny actually laughs in her face, because what does he care about her career or anything?

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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