Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Up on the roof. Jordan's yelling down the side of the building at someone. When Danny asks her if someone's down there, she points down to the alley and says, "Next to the dumpster, asleep, there's a...there's a..." Danny mocks her for not being able to say "bum." "That's not a nice word," says Jordan. Danny's like, "Oh I'm sorry. 'Housing and employment challenged.'" Or...you could say "homeless person." ["Or just 'guy.'" -- Wing Chun] Dickheads. Danny continues yelling for the homeless guy to wake up, and Jordan runs off and grabs a rock. She and Danny bicker a bit about the wisdom of throwing a rock at a homeless person, and of course Danny wants to throw the rock himself, because he has the boy muscles essential for this task, but Jordan says that she played field hockey, and OH MY GOD THROW THE ROCK AT THE HOMELESS PERSON ALREADY. Jordan throws it, but the clang against the dumpster isn't enough to wake the dude up. She says that the rock felt "funny" -- lighter than usual -- which makes Danny think of the fake rock that's kept on the roof with a key folded into it. It takes him and Jordan both a half a second to realize that's the "rock" Jodan just threw, and they start screaming at each other about losing their best shot at an escape. "I was trying to get past the visual of you playing field hockey!" yells Danny. Jesus, Danny, now is not the time for lesbian jokes. "Why isn't anybody looking for us?" Danny sighs. They're thanking God for small favors, dude.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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