Matt heads down to the hospital to ga-ga over the baby and also try to convince Danny to get Jordan to sign some secret custody papers. Danny refuses, in part because of the fact that Jordan's doped to the gills and her signature won't be worth a damn anyway, so at least someone's thinking. Before it even comes to that, however, Jordan pulls through, and she finally gets to hold her baby, and it turns out, she'd had adoption papers drawn up on her own, so this whole emotionally wrenching storyline was a big waste of time. Awesome.
Simon manages to browbeat a rapidly decomposing Jack and exploit his readily apparent guilt over the 2001 thing, to the point where he just starts babbling about McCarthy and the Blacklist and ultimately tells Simon he doesn't have to apologize. Of course, that's when Simon says he will, in fact, apologize. Before Jack can deliver a much-deserved punch to the center of Simon's jerk-ass face, there's news about Tom's brother. Tom had decided to start the Trask process, despite Boyle's continues urgings, but in keeping with the theme of this episode in which no one has to make the hard choices they've been building up to for five episodes, Mark and the other airmen are rescued by the military, and everybody gets to hug and clap and cry.
Back in 2001, amid yet more Matt/Harriet bickering, if you can believe it, we learn that Wes Mendel didn't put up much of a fight at all before deciding to issue an apology on Matt and Danny's behalf. This leads Matt to quit, which then leads Danny to quit, but not before he gets to read a stirring verbal love letter about the noble, brilliant, virile, and devastatingly handsome man that is Matt Albie. Oh, and it turns out that the fact that Harriet didn't also quit is the super-secret reason that she and Matt have never been able to make it work. Danny (this is in 2007) also manages to lay the blame for Matt's painkiller addiction at Harriet's feet, which is apparently all Harriet needed to fall into Matt's mouth, once and for all. Of course, the episode, the season, and indeed the series ends with the show's one true pairing, Matt and Danny, declaring their love for each other. And then they go away! Forever!
Previously on Studio 60, several dangling plot lines that actually had to do with the business of television -- like Jordan's career battles with Hallie, Jack's epic battle with the FCC, Harriet's movie, Matt's drug addiction, Tom and Lucy's relationship, Darius's mere existence, and whatever happened to the viper, ferret, and coyote -- were all dropped so that the final episodes of the series could be dominated by a medical crisis and a military hostage-taking. The only stuff that actually dealt with TV took place in 2001, where Matt and Danny went and aired their controversial Karl Rove Goes To Hollywood sketch, some talk radio yahoos demanded a boycott, and Jack demanded Matt make a public apology. Matt's refusal, and the fact that he ended up losing his job over it, have clearly been weighing on Jack's conscience all this time.
The title card is a familiar phrase for fans of Aaron Sorkin's shows: "What Kind Of Day Has It Been." Unfortunately, I have serious doubts that this episode will end with Danny Tripp getting shot. Also: are we just not using punctuation marks? And would it be below the belt to reference "illiterate programming" at this point? We're in the hospital waiting room with Danny and Harriet, the latter asleep on the former's lap. There's also a table full of new baby gift baskets, and I can't tell whether they're supposed to be for Jordan or someone else. Considering that Jordan has no friends or family we've ever seen or heard from, I suspect that plush pink bunny with only one ear (seriously, it's the scariest thing you could possibly give to a newborn baby) is meant for someone else. Matt shows up, in clear violation of Danny's directives to stay at the Studio and handle that Simon situation. At the sight of Matt, by the way, Danny leaps to his feet, allowing Harriet's head to smack against the seat. She keeps whining about it, but nobody likes her, so they don't pay her any mind. Danny asks his domestic partner if he wants to see the baby, and Matt, of course, does.
Danny swings Matt by the NICU to take a gander at his daughter, saying, "I never felt so much like a man until I said that." Oh brother.