Stylista

Visions of Johanna

By Lady Lola | Aired on 12.17.2008

The Right Fit - Previously: Eight other fashion-loving hacks prostrated themselves at the Altar of Slowey, only to be scoffed at and discouraged from mixing melon with others types of fruit. Your three choices for the tastemakers of tomorrow include cunning Chinese linguist...

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1-9 Weecap	Visions of Johanna The Right Fit - Johanna and Dyshaun duke it over cover shoot with rapper Eve. In the end, it's age before beauty and substance before style as Johanna snags the dubious designation of Stylista.	12.17.2008	B	Lady Lola
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-8 Weecap	Zac Attack The Designers Hold a Casting Call - Zac Posen visits, Ashlie freaks out and Johanna attends her first ever runway show. Our little girl is growing up.	12.10.2008 12.11.2008	B+	Angel Cohn
1-7 Weecap	Thanks, Chlamydia! Model Behavior - The teams prep a hotel room for supermodel Maggie Rizer and her lasagna-loving dogs. While Dyshaun basks in the glow of Slowey, Kate gets her skipping papers when the editrix finally realizes the difference between outspokenness and outright whininess.	12.03.2008 12.04.2008	C-	Lady Lola
1-6 Weecap	Retro Revival Clip Show - A rehash of the last five episodes only serves to reinforce our distaste for the Final Five. The one redeeming aspect is Kate's pitch-perfect Anne Slowey impression.	11.26.2008 11.28.2008	C	Lady Lola
1-5 Weecap	Bungle, Oh Wait! It's All About Who You Know - Kate supposedly has a photographic memory, but we get no evidence -- especially when it would have been really helpful. Like, say, at a VIP event where Anne gives the minions explicit instructions to memorize names and faces. Danielle is shown the door. And it's totally not because she's fat… or so they claim.	11.19.2008 11.20.2008	B	Lady Lola
1-4 Weecap	Crimes of Fashion Shop It Like It's Hot - The teams play Hamptons Barbie with Anne, then style a Tory Burch fashion spread. Wee William and dear Devin are sent packing for not bitching and moaning as loudly as the others.	11.12.2008 11.13.2008	C	Lady Lola
1-3 Weecap	Every Party Has a Pooper No More Mr. Nice Guy - Megan briefly tries to make Kate a pawn in her world domination plot, but Kate needs no help in effing everything up as she throws a challenge-long tantrum over not getting her way. Naturally, Anne Slowey rewards this behavior by giving Kate another week at the loft. Where everyone hates her.	11.05.2008 11.06.2008	F	Lady Lola
1-2 Weecap	Fashion for Dummies Hidden Gems - Some of the Stylistas don't know the most basic fashion terms or how to put together an outfit, yet their judgment is deemed strong enough to design a page on Chinatown's hidden gems. As you wish, Anne Slowey.	10.29.2008 10.30.2008	B	Lady Lola
1-1 Weecap	Personal Shoppers Debut - Eleven fashion victims-to-be offer themselves at the altar of ELLE Editor Anne Slowey in hopes of snagging a spot as a one-year editorial contract. Is this really what journalism has come to?	10.22.2008 10.23.2008	A-	Lady Lola