Later that night, they continued miring themselves in hatred and infighting instead of being effing grown-ups and, I don't know, reading a book or learning Chinese from Johanna or something. We see a hilarious new clip in which Megan compares Ashlie to the Energizer Bunny because she won't shut her damn trap, complete with a series of top-notch Diva moments from Ashlie. Most ridiculously, though, and Ashlie was shocked (shocked!) at Megan's allegation that Ashlie is a Diva. So she fights fire with Hell fire and called Megan a whole slew of Devil and Devil spawn-related monikers.
After that, some unseen footage shows everyone sitting around laughing at Kate's Anne Slowey impression. She musters up all the haughtiness in her teeny-tiny, huge-knockered body to nail it, actually. Dyshaun notes that, though he wouldn't have risked his head (lest Anne bid Joe Zee to fashion Dyshaun's Burberry scarf into a noose in the middle of the night), it was the first time that Kate revealed a little more personality than cleavage. Kate, a new millennial Arsenio Hall if there ever was one, says she loves doing impressions and thinks it bonded her to the others. Which she immediately undercuts by shooting back, "Oh, what, now you like me?" when one of them compliments her.
Another brand new sequence shows Kate quickly thereafter rubbing everyone the wrong way by sanctimoniously telling them that she and Anne are like peas in a pod. (Speaking of big round objects jammed in tight spaces, holy crap her boobs are really on display tonight! Like, I think they might jump out of screen and slap me in the face.) Kate describes Anne as "really happy and positive and funny and, like, outgoing and smiley." Methinks her mannequin wasn't the only one who got dressed on crack this morning. Somehow they get on the topic that Kate is an exceptionally bouncy (pun intended) and -- let's just say it -- ditzy, 22-year-old. Kate insists she'll grow up by the time she gets to Anne's age, but Johanna notes that she doesn't know many 22-year-olds like Kate, a.k.a. bubble-headed prats. Kate counters that she doesn't know many 28-year-olds like Johanna. What? Put-together and understated? Yeah, it probably takes a little longer for the girls at Gamma Delta Ho to really hit their stride... At this point, Kate has flushed all of her impersonation-earned goodwill down the toilet. She and Johanna go at it, and Johanna concludes that Kate has a weak character. Conversely, Kate thinks Johanna needs to lighten up. Did I mention that, during this whole altercation, Kate is sauntering around the house exposing, then covering up various patches of skin (with tee-tahs on full display) like she's starting a new workout trend called Burlesque Bickering. Oh, Kate.













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