Back at the firm, Jessica isn't pleased even as Harvey maintains that the memo is bullshit. She believes him, but she doesn't want Hardman to know about this. Harvey says they need to tell Hardman before he finds out on his own, but Jessica tells him to make it go away first. Good luck with that.
Mike arrives at his cubicle to find Louis already there with a stack of folders. Louis gives him the bullet: their client Liquid Water -- whose clever slogan is "We put the IQ in Liquid" -- is being sued by a competitor, Durham Foods, for having an allegedly deceptive slogan. And not for having a dumb-ass brand name, which is what I initially thought. Louis says their defense will be that the slogan is "puffery," an obviously overblown statement that nobody is meant to believe (even though Louis clearly did, as shown by his reaction to Mike taking this idea and running with it). With that out of the way, Mike wonders why he needs to waste his time with the stack of motions Louis is assigning him. Louis reminds Mike that they're at war and Louis is his commanding officer -- exclusively, for the next two weeks. "You're in by seven, you're out no sooner than ten... and no sex of any kind. Weakens legs, clouds your judgment." That's the most important part, as Louis keeps repeating it as he leaves the bullpen. Like Mike's been getting any since Jenny dumped him anyway.