Mike moves like a dead man walking as he enters the office with the fraud theme playing all over again. He lurches into the bathroom to find Louis lying in wait for him, reminding him that he's his boss and that he wants a redundancy list for the Swinton merger yesterday. "And get a mint because your breath is disgusting," Louis adds. Which must have made it easier for Jenny to break up with him, at least.
Meanwhile, in the ladies room, Donna is tweaking Rachel for drunk-dialing Mike from the office. Donna wants more details, and Rachel admits to having kissed Mike on the mouth in the library (with the lead pipe). And now it's been three days since Rachel left the message and Mike hasn't said a word (because Trevor got it, not Mike -- not that anyone knows this yet). Donna says that he either got the message and doesn't feel the same way or he didn't get the message. "And who doesn't get their messages?" I have to stop typing for a minute while I raise my hand. They figure that Mike's silence on the matter to Rachel means he made his choice. Donna's summoned away by a text message of her own, but before leaving she asks how the kiss was. "Good enough to make me drunk-dial him," Rachel says ruefully. Not according to Louis.
Mike goes into Harvey's office, takes one look at him on the phone and realizes, "You knew." Harvey ditches the call he's on and admits he found out last night. Mike asks what they're going to do and Harvey deadpans, "We got no choice. We have to leave the country. I can get us two tickets to Buenos Aires and have the chopper on the helipad in ten minutes." Mike gets pissed at Harvey's levity, which Harvey says is a good sign because it means he's not panicking. But then Harvey says Jessica ordered Mike fired, which sends Mike into a fresh tizzy. "Haven't I taught you that there's more than one response when someone has a gun to your head?" Harvey reminds him. "And right now there's not even a gun in here." Mike frets about the gun wandering the halls that's going to start shooting when it sees him (get back to me when that gun shoots ninjas, Mike), but Harvey gets on him to give that plaintiff "the Harvey Specter treatment" already. Suddenly Donna busts in to announce, "Alicia Hardman died last night." "As in Pearson Hardman?" Mike asks, using that superhuman memory of his to display that he remembers the name of the firm he's working for under false pretenses. Harvey says that's the other partner's wife and hurries out, but not without being asked by Mike when Harvey was going to tell him Jessica knew. "I wasn't," Harvey says. That I believe.