Ava runs into the house with bags of organizational supplies. She walks into the garage and finds Derrick and Nikki, dressed up in costumes, squirting each other with squirt guns. This shot goes on for, like, five minutes.

Jay is passed out in his bed. We know he's passed out because there is a beer bottle propped up in his armpit. Cricket and some dudes bust into the room and duct-tape Jay's mouth closed. Cricket explains that they're taking him to the surfing competition. Some dudes carry Jay out the door, as another dude grabs Jay's surfboard, and they all leave.

Jay and his kidnappers arrive at the Hyundai surfing competition, where Jay is greeted like Simon Rex. Is he in hell? Apparently, Simon Rex is playing Sun, Jay's old surfing rival. Damn, Simon Rex has gotten old since he deflowered Felicity. Jay complains about being hung over. Sun is psyched to see Jay's surfboard, and then Jay is tackled by a giant Samoan. Did I flip over to WWE accidentally? I guess not, because Jay seems to know the aforementioned Samoan. Sun says that they have to get Jay registered, so that Jay can get free beer and food. Jay is all for that idea, and they all giggle.

Susannah stares at Ava until Ava admits that Susannah was right about the need for structure. Ava says that she can't do it to those kids, and Susannah says that she can, and then she says a line so bad that I can't repeat it here and spread the badness, but it relates to The Wizard of Oz and the only good thing about the line is it reminds me of Jennifer Aniston's flair in Office Space.

Erica and Bradin head up the surfing competition. Bradin pouts about what Jay said earlier, and Erica assures him that Jay didn't mean it. Bradin doesn't understand what the big deal is with this surfing competition. Yes, Erica. Please fill us all in on Jay's backstory. Erica explains that Jay was a big Australian surf champion, and that he came to the States. In the summer of 1997, there were some huge waves, and they were about to shut a tournament down, but Jay refused to get beaten by Sun, so he surfed anyway, and blew out his knee. Why do I feel like this should be a movie, and Jay should be played by Patrick Swayze? And Erica should be played by Lori Loughlin? And Bradin should be played by C. Thomas Howell?