Ava comes downstairs in the morning and complains about the smell. It seems that Johnny went into the dump and got her box of jewelry back. Ava admits that things need to change in the house. Susannah unveils a chore chart. Ava complains, but Susannah and Johnny overrule her. Nikki brings up the chores she had to do at home; if she really wanted to get out of work, she would bring up how cleaning the house reminds her of her dead parents. The doorbell rings, and Johnny takes off to avoid seeing Rachel again. Nikki and Derrick complain about how it's summer and they shouldn't have to work. Oh, cry me a river. Ava thinks it'll be good to get their chores out of the way, and Nikki and Derrick reluctantly agree.
Bradin and his new surf punk friends surf, and it's so ridiculously obvious that the long shots are body doubles. Erica and Jay sit on the beach and watch. The Giant Samoan thinks that Bradin has a lot of style. Jay complains that Bradin is attempting tricks he can't do, and the Giant Samoan thinks that sounds a lot like Jay used to be. Sun shows up and howls and otherwise acts like a moron before inviting Jay to take a run. Jay declines. Sun pretends to buy it, but then Sun and the Giant Samoan grab Jay and toss him in the water. I hope Jay's knee doesn't fall off!
Rachel tries to take more pictures. Johnny comes outside and starts talking to her, like she's not working. Johnny takes off his shirt and starts oiling up while sitting on the hot tub. Did he just apply to be an extra on Days of Our Lives? Susannah comes out and rips on Johnny for putting baby oil on his chest. Johnny says he's looking for the right time to make his move. Susannah answers Johnny's cell phone, and as they wrestle over it, the phone goes into the hot tub. Rachel watches while pretending not to watch. Shouldn't she be paying more attention to the models? And what exactly are the models wearing? I think one of them has on Debbie Gibson's hat from the "Electric Youth" video. Nikki starts blasting some music, and Johnny offers to go inside and take care of it.
Jay and Sun sit in the water and wait for the waves to come in. Sun goes first and his body double does a decent job surfing in. Erica and the Giant Samoan go next, and Erica's body double pushes the Samoan's body double over. Bradin goes next and who cares? Jay finally starts paddling and I'm pretty sure that Jay is the only one who does his own surfing. He falls down after a while, and Sun and the Giant Samoan heckle him. Jay goes for another run and -- hey, when did he put that Tiki necklace on?













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