Summerland

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Kim: B- | 455 USERS: C+
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The Grass Is Greener Than You Think

Bryant and his moustache find Ava on the beach. He tells her that she's great with the kids, and that she's always made things look easy. Ava says that Traci is the one who makes things look easy. Bryant thinks Traci just tries harder than everyone else. Ava jokes that Bryant is just sucking up to get her to let Bradin play the Village People, like slipping Bradin a twenty wouldn't take care of that problem. "Hold Me Now" by the Thompson Twins starts playing and Bryant asks Ava to dance right there on the beach. He's all up in her grill, and then he dips her and kisses her. Ava is shocked and speechless. And of course, Traci saw the whole thing.

Susannah explains to Jay that she doesn't want to risk getting back together with Dalton, because it took her too long to get over him, and he won't commit. Dalton walks away, but keeps staring back at Susannah, who asks Erica if she can borrow Jay for the night. Jay says that he'll do it if he can take the lead, and they both look over at Erica, who pretends it doesn't bother her. Susannah kisses Jay again, and then makes Jay and Erica promise not to let her "sleepwalk off that cliff again." Isn't Susannah old enough to take responsibility for her own actions? This sounds like something someone would say at twenty, not thirty or however old she's supposed to be. Erica brings up Odysseus and the Sirens. Jay and Susannah can't believe that Erica has heard of The Odyssey, so Erica recites a tale that sounds like she read it in an encyclopedia. Anyway, she thinks that Susannah, like Odysseus, needs help to resist the Siren call of Dalton.

Ava confronts Bryant about the kiss. He apologizes and Ava accuses him of kissing his wife's closest friend. Ava is Traci's closest friend? Really? Bryant says that he can't find Traci, and Ava doesn't think he's trying too hard.

Goofy and Nikki help Bradin pick out songs. Nikki has a giant fake flower in her hair like Jasmine Trias or something. Mood: pouty with ugly boyfriend. Goofy makes fun of Nikki's music taste. Amber shows up with her minions and -- I really can't tell you what she's wearing. In public. Okay, fine. It's a bikini, with a sleeveless denim vest over the top, and Uggs. Pink ones. Nikki tries to throw the bitches out, but then finds out that Goofy invited them, sort of. Johnny walks up and welcomes Amber and her appropriately multi-culti minions, Carrie and Buffy. Amber orders Goofy to get her a drink, and he complies. Amber and the stupidly crimped final three inches of her hair smirk back at Nikki.

Summerland

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